Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
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