this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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