Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
last night I used snow as a chaser
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
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