Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
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