guys are not supposed to queef...right?
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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