Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Just gargled Fireball to get the fish taco taste out of my mouth. Almost as good as gum.
the police officer looked at my vomit and told me "milk was a bad choice"
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Then you guys just all showered together...?
I wonder how horrible I look to customers. There's cuts all over my face and I can't talk.
What are the cuts from? Head-butting the bathroom light fixture?
Honestly that's best case scenario.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
Randomize
