my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
so much tequila, so little girl.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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