According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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