He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
Whoever was the bastard/bitch/genius who duct taped my keys to my dick so I wouldn't lose them. I hate you.
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