we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
This baby is an asshole
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
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