Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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