I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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