It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
Green mimosas i think yes
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
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