We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
I need water and some morals
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
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