Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
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