but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
We have started to decorate penises.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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