The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
I need water and some morals
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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