I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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