i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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