Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
i woke up with my moms heels on underneath your couch cushions
you want 1 or 2 eggos?
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
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