She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
Why is there bacon in the couch?
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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