I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
i already hear my dad disowning me
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
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