I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
She has the best kind of daddy issues
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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