It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
Pants are for mortals
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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