Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
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