Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
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