I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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