How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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