That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
Randomize
