Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
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