You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
They left me at home... I'm a liability
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
Randomize
