i was born a porn star she said
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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