How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
Barsexuality is the new black.
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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