Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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