I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
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