you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
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