your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
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