I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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