well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
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