She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
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