He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
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