It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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