why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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