Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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