I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
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