Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
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