would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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