Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
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