Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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