I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
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